I Didn't Know Anything About Web Design… But I Got the Job

I was friends with my coworker. He got me the job. I then learned the internets, and they fired him - funny how that works.

I did nothing and became boss

Once my coworker was fired they made me KING! 👑

The only thing I did before this job was make logos - just look at my portfolio https://www.msinvision.com. I feel bad for how people can find work in tech. I just play Sonic and my dad worked for the state of Virginia first. There should be more jobs, maybe more people should play Sonic and then they will get a job.

The Branding Bar is broken on every Virginia site - Sorry

I don't know how to code, I just pay overseas workers and Jay Guo and he made bad code... Whoops sorry! I need more video game time, I tried to pay another overseas worker and he was even worse. They need to give people more than three years to make this bar - it's a challenge.

I built with large images and super long awful code and now the page loads slow. Don't blame me... lol.

The infamous Virginia Branding Bar - a masterpiece of complexity that somehow made it onto every state website.